So Yahtzee finally got around to reviewing Day Z.
http://www.escapistm...ation/6276-DayZ
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Yahtzee "Zero Punctuation" reviews Dayz
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, Sep 12 2012 04:44 PM
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 04:59 PM
Great review. His experiences were a lot like mine for the first few hundred (short) lives I had in Cherno.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 05:12 PM
Awwwh yeah! I love this guys' reviews.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 05:15 PM
I just watched the review and was about to post it here but you beat me to the punch. 
Anyway, a surprisingly positive review from Yahtzee.
Anyway, a surprisingly positive review from Yahtzee.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 05:16 PM
I've been a massive fan of ZP for a loooong time, can't believe I didn't see this sooner.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 05:22 PM
That's some high praise from Yahtzee.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 05:24 PM
Good stuff, PCGamer should have kept him on.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 05:41 PM
Found that really funny.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 05:58 PM
Thanks for sharing.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 06:04 PM
lol, love me some zero punctuation reviews
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 06:05 PM
was gonna post this up myself. well done rocket, ye survived zero punctuation XD
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 06:06 PM
nICE WATCH
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 06:29 PM
LVG, on 12 September 2012 - 06:06 PM, said:
nICE WATCH
I bet you have a hard time remembering passwords.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 07:03 PM
"I found a Lee Enfield rifle of my very own."
Oh Yahtzee you poor newbie bastard.
Oh Yahtzee you poor newbie bastard.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 07:05 PM
was a very good and funny review.
I found no people for killing time, so i found time for killing people...
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 07:05 PM
This guy is a douche.
He's a moderator on the Red Orchestra 2 forums and goes around banning anyone who's even remotely critical of the devs there.
He's a moderator on the Red Orchestra 2 forums and goes around banning anyone who's even remotely critical of the devs there.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=LtHQW1fSvyA
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 08:05 PM
Extraordinarly nice review. 
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 10:02 PM
Yahtzee's reviews always crack me up.
If you display the same attitude on those forums as you do here. That's like calling the kettle black, huh pot?
I pity you, all you seem capable of is whining, crying, and bitching. I know Machine "life is pain", go ask mommy for a hug already.
TheMachine, on 12 September 2012 - 07:05 PM, said:
This guy is a douche.
He's a moderator on the Red Orchestra 2 forums and goes around banning anyone who's even remotely critical of the devs there.
He's a moderator on the Red Orchestra 2 forums and goes around banning anyone who's even remotely critical of the devs there.
If you display the same attitude on those forums as you do here. That's like calling the kettle black, huh pot?
I pity you, all you seem capable of is whining, crying, and bitching. I know Machine "life is pain", go ask mommy for a hug already.
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do."
Benjamin Franklin
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Posted 13 September 2012 - 12:43 AM
That was great.
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Posted 13 September 2012 - 12:58 AM
You know? I THINK that I was the friendly player in the video. On my first life I picked up everything I could find, including bloodbags, and then found a crawling player saying that they broke their legs. I helped them, but then zombies came and murdered him, and I tried to run but got murdered too.
If it wasn't me, then wow, someone did the same thing I did. Also, if his experiences are from the past month or so, then it wasn't me. But if they're from playing DayZ for a while, then yeah, it was me.
If it wasn't me, then wow, someone did the same thing I did. Also, if his experiences are from the past month or so, then it wasn't me. But if they're from playing DayZ for a while, then yeah, it was me.
Edited by omgwtfbbq, 13 September 2012 - 01:05 AM.
I haven't killed anybody yet. Don't be the first. You don't have to be an asshole to survive.
In-Game Name: 1337 Days Survived: 75+ Player Kills: 0 Humanity: 5590
In-Game Name: 1337 Days Survived: 75+ Player Kills: 0 Humanity: 5590
