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[Niclamus]

Spoiler

I want to preface this post with a couple of facts first before the replies start coming in.  Yes I am an indie game developer bu THIS is not a real project.  This whole thing started as a joke to point out the flaws in some logic about the screenshots on the WarZ website and has grown from there.

I decided to share the story here also by request as people believed the community here would appreciate the humor even more than the people over there did.

So, again. This is not a real game, the videos, animation, poses, and everything else are all staged in an attempt at some satirical humor.

Also, to preserve the humor I will release what I have put over there in the same order as the one over here as the story does build on itself sort of visually.

HAI GUYS!

Me and my team have been working really hard on this game.  Over 2 years now.  I present to you: FonZ!

It offers extensive medieval warfare against modern zombies with over 1200 medieval weapons.

The game is complete with a 100km2 map (it actually is) and a massive playable area of about 6 steps.

It also has vehicles and 250player servers.

HERE ARE REAL TOTALLY IN GAME SCREENSHOTS AND VIDEO FROM A RECENT PLAY SESSION!  THIS ISNT STAGED AT ALL I SWEAR!



Gameplay footage at:

Edited by Niclamus, 03 January 2013 - 09:34 AM.

[Niclamus]

This thread is going to be a whole lot more boring if I cant embed images

[Gews]

Convert the images to .png

[Niclamus]

They are .png =/

[Sgt.Asshat]

You gotta use imgur.com

[Niclamus]

Great news guys!  We just added this great new feature called "Clans".  They are available for one low starter price, and free from there!*


*Unless you want more than 1 person.

Edited by Niclamus, 25 December 2012 - 12:17 AM.

[SausageKingofChicago]

Needs more sharks bro

[Niclamus]

Small update from one of our producers!

Smketreez said:

HOTFIX: Clans can now have a name longer than one letter, however due to database storage costs for the additional letters the price of clans is now 2,000,000$

Edited by Niclamus, 25 December 2012 - 12:23 AM.

[SiiriXX]

how much will it be???  take ma money noaww!!!

[DemonGroover]

Where do i sign up?

You want my credit card details now?

I know of a couple of developers and marketing guys who will be out of work soon and looking for new roles. Cant remember the name of the project they are currently on.  War Zzzzzz i think.

[VeNoM56k]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!

Or better yet, i give you this

http://www.geekzenit...e-my-money.jpeg

[Niclamus]

Guys, I wanted to give you this exclusive.  Newest feature in FonZ!  Private islands!

That's right! You can now enjoy your own private island without worrying about the hastle of other players!

For the low cost of $50* you too can cross the bridge to your own private island**!



*Fee is charged for each bridge crossing.
**Private islands not guaranteed to be private

Edited by Niclamus, 25 December 2012 - 12:53 AM.

[Smketreez]

I was going to say something, and then I seen you posted my comment above. You now have my beans bro!

FonZ Senior Producer -Smketreez

[Niclamus]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT!

This is an announcement from FonZ's Executive Producer Sirstrait Pussin.

Quote

hi
you want pve have pve give money
plz

There you have it!  PVE ONLY ISLANDS! Get yours now for free!*



*PVE islands are free but the bandwidth is not.  Users are charged at a rate of $1/packet sent.

Edited by Niclamus, 25 December 2012 - 01:11 AM.

[Smketreez]

Please note PvE Islands are currently bugged and drain 15$ from your credit card every 2.4 minutes. We plan to roll out a hotfix sometime over the next year or so.

We've heard your complaints and we are working on it!

FonZ Senior Producer -Smketreez

Edited by Smketreez, 25 December 2012 - 01:18 AM.

[tevans]

I'm taking notes for my game.  You, sir, are a marketing genius

[VeNoM56k]

*starts throwing money at screen*

NOTHINGS HAPPENING

[Niclamus]

BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE AND SUCH!

You voiced your concern about zombies swimming to your private island, and we listened!

Introducing the newest innovation in medieval home security, the Rhino Shark Guardian!



Get yours today!  Only $10.00*!

1 day of Rhino Guardian is $10.00 when you pay for 10 years in advance.  Normal price $25.99 per day.

[Smketreez]

VeNoM56k, on 25 December 2012 - 01:19 AM, said:

*starts throwing money at screen*

NOTHINGS HAPPENING

Thank you for your feedback! We are sending a tall man in a suit named Bobby to your house to collect the funds!

-FonZ Production Team

Edited by Smketreez, 25 December 2012 - 01:27 AM.

[SiiriXX]

this game looks so sexy!