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#1 Rage VG

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 03:47 PM

What it says on the tin, and in the topic tags.



Edited by Rage VG, 15 November 2012 - 03:51 PM.


#2 Derpy_Hooves

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:06 PM

Excellent, can we just have this pinned as the first thing ANYONE see's when they enter the forum??

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:09 PM

Ban appeal section is one of the most entertaining tbh.

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:10 PM

View Postsmasht_AU, on 15 November 2012 - 04:09 PM, said:

Ban appeal section is one of the most entertaining tbh.

im gonna go lurk there for a bit now.....

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#5 Rage VG

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:11 PM

90% of the time its either:
Someone posts about a private hive, about 20 different hive admins post to advertise their server
Or
Someone posts about global ban, about 20 different users post to call him a hacking pillock.

#6 Derpy_Hooves

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:13 PM

well shall be fun repeating myself that global bans are to be taken up with BE, not us!!!

(My *G* key needs a good thump now to work.... wonder why that is!)

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:12 PM

I was a bit surprised to see porn in that tab ;l

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:32 PM

It's funny because it's true!
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Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:33 PM

I'm gonna refer people to this instead of the stickies from now on.

Just been globally banned? Sorry but we can't help. You need to contact Battleye. Visit their website for more information here: Battleye

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:35 PM

View PostFraggle, on 15 November 2012 - 05:33 PM, said:

I'm gonna refer people to this instead of the stickies from now on.

Good plan Batman!!

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#11 Rage VG

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:44 PM

View PostTomdrum, on 15 November 2012 - 05:12 PM, said:

I was a bit surprised to see porn in that tab ;l
It's impossible for me to make a mistake like that because I do not watch porn. :]

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 09:17 AM

View PostMichaelvoodoo25, on 15 November 2012 - 05:32 PM, said:

It's funny because it's true!
Yup yup, now we finally have a topic we can refer all of the ignorant ones to.

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 09:27 AM

Hello there

I too was going to look through the google cache to see what RAGE has been up to.

My detective skills tell me he likes the colour red and lives in wales....

Interesting vid. Won't have any impact though, they'll still post. If you erected 32" screens in their bedrooms playing it on a loop 24/7 they'd still post.

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#14 Rage VG

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 09:38 AM

View Postorlok, on 16 November 2012 - 09:27 AM, said:

Hello there

I too was going to look through the google cache to see what RAGE has been up to.

My detective skills tell me he likes the colour red and lives in wales....

Interesting vid. Won't have any impact though, they'll still post. If you erected 32" screens in their bedrooms playing it on a loop 24/7 they'd still post.

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You could've found that out by looking at my forum posts. :L
Also, the Google Cache seems to randomly go from the most common search terms to what people have searched on my laptop. For example, if I go into it now and press W, I get "Websocket" and I have no idea what that is.

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 09:44 AM

Hello there

That's your excuse eh?  I think we both know the truth.

You're a "socketeer", you love those dirty websockets.

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 09:51 AM

View Postorlok, on 16 November 2012 - 09:44 AM, said:

Hello there

That's your excuse eh?  I think we both know the truth.

You're a "socketeer", you love those dirty websockets.

rgds

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I wish I knew what you were talking about ;~;

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:04 AM

The greatest video of all time. I like the Microsoft Sam addition.

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Shakespeare in the park? "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"


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Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:07 AM

View PostInception., on 16 November 2012 - 10:04 AM, said:

The greatest video of all time. I like the Microsoft Sam addition.
Thanks. If I get a good suggestion, I could possibly make a sequel. ;D

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:11 AM

View PostRage VG, on 16 November 2012 - 10:07 AM, said:

Thanks. If I get a good suggestion, I could possibly make a sequel. ;D

If you do, I will subscribe to you.

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Shakespeare in the park? "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"


#20 Rage VG

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:11 AM

View PostInception., on 16 November 2012 - 10:11 AM, said:

If you do, I will subscribe to you.
HNNG.

Working on it. :3